Mama Said Knock You Out!!!

It's the shot heard round the world!!!!  Jersey Shore is MTV's latest deplorable "reality" show that groups a bunch of deuchy "Guidos and Guidettes" in a house where they get drunk and fuck.

I've never been very good at math but it seems like the equation of:  Morally shallow people + nice house + cameras + alcohol = reality TV success

Everyone's really excited to see the latest episode of Jersey Shore where skank, "Snookie", gets punched in the face!  Unfortunately, MTV deleted the scene from the show but Plan "B" has it for your viewing pleasure!  Check it out below!



That's good television!!!  What does it say about our culture, where people are foaming at the mouth to watch a man punch a woman in the face???  For some reason, I don't think this is what John Logie Baird had in mind when he created the worlds first TV, but hey, welcome to the future!

Plan "B" pitty's this stupid bitch.  Not only will she be forever known as a cast member on one of the DUMBEST shows in television history but she'll also be known as the girl who got knocked out on one of the DUMBEST shows in television history.



Plan "B" does NOT advocate domestic violence and for the record I think hitting women is wrong.  Wait, allow me to clarify that statement,  hitting a DEFENSELESS woman is wrong.   Example: man has a bad day at work, comes home and there's no dinner on the table, beats wife....That's wrong!  Example: girl gets drunk at bar, shoots off at the mouth, smacks and punches man in face, man knocks girl out....She deserved it!

My feeling is, and this applies to both men AND women: If you hit someone in the face in anger then you're eligiable to get hit right back. Ask Chris Brown and Rihanna about that.  Look, if you don't want to get hit then keep your hands to yourself!  It's that simple.

Domestic violence is a serious topic but only when it happens to women.  Men have often been victims of a physically abusive spouse, but if they report it to the cops they get laughed at because men are supposed to be tough!  Months later when that man snaps and hits his wife back he goes to jail, is labeled a 'monster' and people say "gee, he seemed like such a nice guy..."  That's bullshit.  Similar situation in the Tiger Woods story.  People are so wrapped up in the fact that he banged all these hoes but no one is talking about the fact that his wife tried to take his head off with a 9 iron!  Fair????




Let me reiterate the fact that I think hitting women is WRONG!  I know someones gonna read this blog and think Plan "B" is a woman beater.  Wrong!  I have a mother and I love her.

I do think there is a double standard when it comes to "hitting" and that's not cool.  Violence is wrong all the time but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.  Ladies, don't act tough and think you can get away with hitting a man without getting taxed.  Guys, think twice if you're gonna put hands on a woman because you WILL go to jail even if she provokes you.