Rebel without a job

Helloooo all! 

Plan "B" here, off a fresh fantastic week of weather!  I'm really loving the warm weather NY's been having, its a relief after that crushing winter we just had.  word.  

Could that have been Plan "Bs" last NY winter??????????????

Sorry for the recent blog delay's but these days are just too nice to pass up!   As much as I love to sit in my dark apartment writing blogs about my pathetic life or half baked conspiracy theories I'd much rather be doing something out doors.  Plan "B" advocates that all his readers stay physically active.  Some of you readers are getting too fat!  You sit on your computer all day, constantly checking my page, waiting for me to update the blog. (Steadmans Army)  I love you but you're pathetic!  Go outside!  

Plan "B" is physically fit.  If I'm not jogging in 3 miles through rough terrain, I'm exercising my rock hard core.  On the days when I'm not sculpting my greek god like body, you can find me on the golf course.  Golf is cool because its the only sport where you can drink, smoke and gamble while you play! 

Golf is fun but its expensive!  Recently, I've been playing golf like I'm the CEO of a corporation and not like an unemployed comedian.  Not a care in the world!  Most people would be out looking for a job but not me!  Nope!  I'm on a golf course shankn balls and pointing out the massive chemtrails in the sky.  Not a care in the world!  Loving life!    Plan "B" stays living above his means!  I aint joking!   Today, I played a round of golf and had a lobster dinner! BOOM!  I can't even pay my rent, but that lobster was succulent!  People often wonder how I live a Justin Beiber lifestyle on a Corey Haim budget.  Easy. It's a simple a term called "credit card debit".

Having a job would be nice but that would totally get in the way of all the other cool shit I'm doing.  I look at it like this....I'm getting paid to play golf, thanks to Obama and government cheese!   It's kind of ironic that an anti-government, conspiracy theorist is reliant on a government hand out.   Plan "B" OUT!