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Whatup.

Plan "B" laid up on a friday night with the crazy nasal congestion.  I don't know if it's a 'cold' or allergies but my snotbox clogged up!  It's such a pain in the ass.  Superman has kryptonite, Werewolves have silver bullets, and Plan "B" has nasal congestion.  Not being able to breath through my nose is maddening!!  It frustrates me so much!  There's nothing I enjoy more, then a good deep breath of fresh air... aaaahhhhhh....Shout out to the city of San Francisco, some of the best 02 (oxygen) these lungs have ever tasted! 

I can remember have nostril issues since back in the day.  I got hooked on nasal spray early.  It was clear that remedies like Vicks, or humidifiers were useless against this impenetrable wall of mucus... so I stepped to the spray.  Started out with Neosenepheren original, then moved up to the longer lasting 6 hour spray, finally graduated to the 12 hour Afrin where I remain to this day.  My nose is mad hollowed out from all the years of that shit and I know its not good for me but I NEED IT!!  I'm a fiend for that nasal spray when the time comes.... I'll suck yo dick! 

I feel like the sense of smell is highly under rated as a sense.  Everyone wants to See, Touch, Taste things but Smell some how gets over looked. Even Hear gets more love then Smell which is ridiculous! What good are all the spices of Life if you can't smell them??  Think about the smell of buffalo wings, mmm. Did your nostrils flare? Mine did! Think about the smell of fresh cut grass...ahhh.  Think about the smell of a pair of brand new Jordans... marijuana, a pizza place, an orange, a crisp fall night, horse shit, the ocean, a dollar bill, dirty pussy, your breath, blacktop, a stripper, your bf/gf, popcorn, your own ass!  Smelling things is awsome guys! The whiff of a certain smell can spark a cherished memory or ignite a dormant emotion.  When something like that occurs, its what i call "aromatic".   That's the combination of "aroma" and "cinematic".  GET IT???  

Hmmmm ???

I see these things all the time!!! Not sure whats going on here but i intend to find out!

Rebel without a job

Helloooo all! 

Plan "B" here, off a fresh fantastic week of weather!  I'm really loving the warm weather NY's been having, its a relief after that crushing winter we just had.  word.  

Could that have been Plan "Bs" last NY winter??????????????

Sorry for the recent blog delay's but these days are just too nice to pass up!   As much as I love to sit in my dark apartment writing blogs about my pathetic life or half baked conspiracy theories I'd much rather be doing something out doors.  Plan "B" advocates that all his readers stay physically active.  Some of you readers are getting too fat!  You sit on your computer all day, constantly checking my page, waiting for me to update the blog. (Steadmans Army)  I love you but you're pathetic!  Go outside!  

Plan "B" is physically fit.  If I'm not jogging in 3 miles through rough terrain, I'm exercising my rock hard core.  On the days when I'm not sculpting my greek god like body, you can find me on the golf course.  Golf is cool because its the only sport where you can drink, smoke and gamble while you play! 

Golf is fun but its expensive!  Recently, I've been playing golf like I'm the CEO of a corporation and not like an unemployed comedian.  Not a care in the world!  Most people would be out looking for a job but not me!  Nope!  I'm on a golf course shankn balls and pointing out the massive chemtrails in the sky.  Not a care in the world!  Loving life!    Plan "B" stays living above his means!  I aint joking!   Today, I played a round of golf and had a lobster dinner! BOOM!  I can't even pay my rent, but that lobster was succulent!  People often wonder how I live a Justin Beiber lifestyle on a Corey Haim budget.  Easy. It's a simple a term called "credit card debit".

Having a job would be nice but that would totally get in the way of all the other cool shit I'm doing.  I look at it like this....I'm getting paid to play golf, thanks to Obama and government cheese!   It's kind of ironic that an anti-government, conspiracy theorist is reliant on a government hand out.   Plan "B" OUT!