2010 Year in Review

Hey gang!  This is gonna be the final blog post of 2010!  Don't worry, Plan "B" will "B" back in the new year with plenty of hard hitting blogs that'll warm your heart and stimulate your mind!

Now that 2010 is almost over, lets do a the PLAN "B" YEAR IN REVIEW!

THE BLOG:

I think it's been a pretty good year for the Plan "B" blogspot!  We picked up a lot of new readers. We put out a lot of thought provoking material mixed in with some hilarious comedic commentary and we caused a lot of controversy.  Remember the 'playing with fiya' video I put out???  That was pretty cool right??   I know I promised to put out more videos but....you know how that goes...   I think the addition of the Plan "B" fish tank was a major success!  If you don't wanna read the blogs at least feed the fish.  Oh! Oh! Oh! Remember my battle against the Craig Kilborn show???  That was a big hit over the summer.  FYI Kilborn has not been seen or heard from since!  Boom!  The best/most important thing about the blogspot is the participation of the readers!  I enjoy hearing what my readers think about certain topics and I love to see the vote counter go higher and higher.  Stay engaged and always voice your opinion, it makes things more fun for everyone!  Maybe I'll come back with a new layout in 2011???  Ya never knowwwwwww....

COMEDY:

For me, 2010 was a year riddled in unemployment, credit card debit, suicidal talk, video games, physical fitness and hand fucking.   It's scary how accurate that sentence is.  Unfortunately as the year progressed I found myself doing less and less comedy.  From January til about July I was HOT on the open mic scene, getting up a lot and doing well but then things just kind of stopped.  Issues in my personal life were beating me down and my desire to get on stage dwindled.  It got to the point where comedy was costing me more then it was giving me.  I went from being a comedic rebel to being a rebel without a joke.  Being a comedian is like being a drug addict, I may give it up here and there from time to time but the shit keeps calling me and calling me and calling me (Pookie: New Jack City)

5 FAVORITES OF 2010:

1) Antoine Dodson, "Bed Intruder Song":  This might be the funniest thing I've seen in 2010.  Only in a sick society like ours can a candid interview about a potential rape be transformed into a hilariously catchy tune! "Homeboy, Homeboy, Ho-Ho-Home Boy!"  You can't help but sing it!  The beat is hot and Antoine Dodson nails the flamboyant ghetto dweller stereotype perfectly! What more could you ask for??? The video currently got 58 million views on youtube! Thats ridiculous!

2) Inception: This was by far the hottest movie to come out in 2010.  I saw it in the theater twice and 3 times on dvd, it's pretty complicated so you're gonna need multiple watches to really appreciate it.  The combination of Christopher Nolan and Leonardo Dicaprio is gold if you ask me and that's exactly what you get when you see this flick.

3) Call of Duty: Black Ops:  I'm a big call of duty fan and was excited for the release of Black Ops.  It's the highest selling video game in history raking in  $1 Billion!  Super Mario can get the ballzack! All C.O.D games are fun to play but I personally like the Modern Warfare games a little better.... not to say that Black Ops isnt fresh, its a really good game and fun!  I'm currently ranked at a 45 and my go to gun right now is the AK47 with dual mags, semtex, a claymore and nerve gas.  WHAT!

4) Golf:  Plan "B" is big into golf!  I played a lot of golf in 2010 and really stepped my game up.  My final round of the season I shot a personal best of 85!  I'll be looking to shoot in the 80's consistently in 2011 so watch out!  During the course of the golfing season I played at 8 different courses throughout NY.  Golf isn't cheap but if you pay with a credit card you can trick yourself into thinking it was free, at least that's what I do.

5) Chocolate Cherrios:  People are raving about the Ipad being the best invention of 2010 but my vote goes to Chocolate Cherrios.  A new twist on an old favorite, Chocolate Cherrios dominated my mornings for months.  A hearty bowl of chocolate cherrios is a great way to start your day but this cereal is more then just a morning delight, it can also be used to curb those late night cravings as well.   Talk about versatility!  2010 saw an explosion of multi-flavored cherrios but the Chocolate ones were hands down the best.

5 THINGS IN 2010 I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:

1) The Chilean Miners:  I didn't give a fuck about these morons trapped in a hole.  It's pretty much a given that miners are gonna get trapped underground, yet for some reason this was a big deal.  People were treating these guys like they discovered the cure for AIDS while they were down there.  I think it's a bigger story if a group of miner's doesn't get trapped underground.

2) The World Cup:  ZZZZZZZZ!  oh, Angola is playing Norway?!?  ZZZZZZZZ!  I loved seeing all of these people on facebook pretending to be 'into' soccer w their gay status updates.  Gimme a break!  All that did was prove to me that there's a lot of dick riding trend whores out there.  See you hardcore soccer fans in another 4 years.

3) Jersey Shore:  I'm amazed at the number of adults who watch this show.  I get why kids would watch this train wreck but to see grown men talking about 'GTL' makes me wanna puke! At first the show was meant to mock the type of people who went to the Jersey Shore, now it idolizes it.   If you think watching a bunch of grease balls get drunk and trade STD's is good TV then you're a MORON!

4) Brett Farvre : This guy must have some very incriminating pictures of the person who runs ESPN because he's constantly being talked about.  I'm tired of hearing about this prick!  Is he playing?? Is he retiring?? He's retired!  He's back!  He's texting pics of his cock!  WHO CARES!  Every sunday I pray for him to die...on or off the field, doesn't matter.

5) Royal Wedding:  This is America buddy! I don't give a good god damn about no stuffy-ass british royals and I damn sure don't care if one of those buck tooth goons gets engaged! Fuck em!  Keep that news on british tv bro, we dont wanna see that over here.  American news outlets should stick to covering American royalty like the Karadashians and the Jersey Shore gang.

So what's in store for 2011???  I don't really know, but we are moving closer and closer to 2012 and that kinda makes me nervous.  We're entering into the end times and people need to start getting prepared.  Have a happy new year Plan "B" fans and I'll see you in 2011.  Plan "B" out!