Monday, August 16, 2010
Got wood???
OMG!! Treeman!!! this guy is fucked! The news guy says an American doctor can help treeman with some vitamin A??? Treeman dont need vitamin A, he needs a mexican with a weed wacker!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
New World Water
Great news Plan "B" readers!!! I'm proud to report that my hole has been filled!!! uhhh...my TV hole that is...
In my previous blog I railed against Craig Kilborns hacky comedy show "The Kilborn File"{see below}. I was outraged when FOX replaced my beloved Simpsons re-runs with this poor excuse of a comedy talk show. I called on all Plan "B" followers to go to The Kilborn File's website and blast the message board with negative comments in hopes that it would get the show canceled. Well folks...WE DID IT!! And when I say 'WE', I mean 'ME', because NONE of you rallied to my call! WTF people!? I thought we were fighting the power together!? Like a team! You know, T.E.A.M: Together Everyone Achieves More! Grrr!
So, I can sit here and pat myself on the back for single handedly taking down Craig Kilborn's show. It's clear to me now that the Plan "B" blog is bigger then ever and is obviously being read by high level network executives. Note to Executives: if you're reading this I'm currently working on a script for a buddy comedy about 2 flaming gay police officers called HOMOcide. Call me!
NWO ALRET!!!
I came upon a disturbing video recently about how NWO lackeys think putting Lithium in the drinking supply is a good thing! "oh, come on Plan "B" Lithium? Now you're just talking crazy."
Everyone knows that the government has been putting fluoride in the drinking supply for decades. Nobody seems to mind. "It's good for your teeth!" Sure, fluoride helps fight tooth decay but fluoride exposure also causes damage to the brain and kidneys, lowers IQ and make subjects (animal/human) docile. Did you know, in world war II the Nazis used sodium fluoride on their POWs to make them dumb and submissive?? The government's been putting that same shit in our water since 1945! The NWO wants the population to be dumb and submissive so nobody questions their agenda.
I gotta hand it to these globalist scum, they're pretty smart. I mean, delivering a dangerous chemical to people on a daily basis that over time makes them dumb and passive...that's brilliant!
If that's not bad enough, now they want to add Lithium to the tap water! These guy are NOT playing!!
I wanna punch this guy right in his face! A crushing left hook to the jaw will correct that gay lisp he speaks with...like Chip Douglas in Cable Guy...ou know what I'm talking about.
I love this guy's whole attitude about drugging the water supply, like its no big deal. "Drink some Lithium water so you don't commit suicide!" I'm all for taking drugs and getting fucked up but this is ridiculous. If I wanna put some harmful chemicals into my body I gotta guy I can call for that, I dont need Big Brother spiking my punch!
Maybe I'll send a few gallons of Lithium water to Craig Kilborn, he's probably on suicide watch....
Plan "B" out!!!
In my previous blog I railed against Craig Kilborns hacky comedy show "The Kilborn File"{see below}. I was outraged when FOX replaced my beloved Simpsons re-runs with this poor excuse of a comedy talk show. I called on all Plan "B" followers to go to The Kilborn File's website and blast the message board with negative comments in hopes that it would get the show canceled. Well folks...WE DID IT!! And when I say 'WE', I mean 'ME', because NONE of you rallied to my call! WTF people!? I thought we were fighting the power together!? Like a team! You know, T.E.A.M: Together Everyone Achieves More! Grrr!
So, I can sit here and pat myself on the back for single handedly taking down Craig Kilborn's show. It's clear to me now that the Plan "B" blog is bigger then ever and is obviously being read by high level network executives. Note to Executives: if you're reading this I'm currently working on a script for a buddy comedy about 2 flaming gay police officers called HOMOcide. Call me!
NWO ALRET!!!
I came upon a disturbing video recently about how NWO lackeys think putting Lithium in the drinking supply is a good thing! "oh, come on Plan "B" Lithium? Now you're just talking crazy."
Everyone knows that the government has been putting fluoride in the drinking supply for decades. Nobody seems to mind. "It's good for your teeth!" Sure, fluoride helps fight tooth decay but fluoride exposure also causes damage to the brain and kidneys, lowers IQ and make subjects (animal/human) docile. Did you know, in world war II the Nazis used sodium fluoride on their POWs to make them dumb and submissive?? The government's been putting that same shit in our water since 1945! The NWO wants the population to be dumb and submissive so nobody questions their agenda.
I gotta hand it to these globalist scum, they're pretty smart. I mean, delivering a dangerous chemical to people on a daily basis that over time makes them dumb and passive...that's brilliant!
If that's not bad enough, now they want to add Lithium to the tap water! These guy are NOT playing!!
I wanna punch this guy right in his face! A crushing left hook to the jaw will correct that gay lisp he speaks with...like Chip Douglas in Cable Guy...ou know what I'm talking about.
I love this guy's whole attitude about drugging the water supply, like its no big deal. "Drink some Lithium water so you don't commit suicide!" I'm all for taking drugs and getting fucked up but this is ridiculous. If I wanna put some harmful chemicals into my body I gotta guy I can call for that, I dont need Big Brother spiking my punch!
Maybe I'll send a few gallons of Lithium water to Craig Kilborn, he's probably on suicide watch....
Plan "B" out!!!
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