Monday, April 11, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
GMO OMG
Plan "B" here... stricken with a bout of food poisoning. It's not a fun experience but I'm trying to look at it in a positive way! For instance, I look at the constant diarrhea attacks as a good way to shed a few of those unwanted pounds! Plus, the powerful blasts of deuce give me a great opportunity to really work my abs! Summers right around the corner gang!
I recently downloaded Netflix on to my playstation3 and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed with the results. Granted it's a free trial but the movie selection is horrible! It's basically a list of crappy movies I've either seen or decided not to see. I mean, in the new arrivals section they got movies like Basic Instinct 2 and Passenger 57. Really? This is what you're calling a 'new arrival'??
"Always bet on black"
"Always bet on black"
As a result of such a shitty movie selection I was forced to investigate the documentary section. This turned out to be a fantastic twist of fate because I watched a variety of compelling documentaries on some important topics....or at least I think so.
One of the first documentaries I watched was a film called "Tapped". "Tapped" is a movie about the dangers of bottled water and not tapping dat ass. The film gives a behind the scenes look at the bottled water industry. The film had such a profound effect on me I decided that I would boycott all bottled water (as best I could) from here on out! The next day I went out and got a BPA free plastic water jug! BPA stand for Bisphenol A, which is a deadly cancer causing toxin in plastic that seeps into bottled water among other things. It's been 2 weeeks and I haven't had a sip of any bottled water! That may not seem like a big deal to any of you but I'm proud of it! It's like my way of resisting the new world order. Whenever I speak about politics and the new world order people always ask me "well, what are you doing about it??" Well, this is me doing something about it! It may be futile but at least I'm doing something. The fuck you doing?????????
Another documentary I watched was about the food industry business called "Food INC". At first it started off like any other 'where your food comes from' movie.... chicken coups n slaughter house type shit. Then things got interesting when the film started to go into genetically modified foods and a company called Monsanto. Owww, Monsanto!! Ya see, back in the 80's Monsanto was the first company to genetically modify seeds (soybean, corn, wheat, etc.). Many farmers began to plant the GM seeds because they were resistant to certain pesticides and were supposed to 'yield' better crops. During this time Monsanto also filed a patent on these GM seeds. The law basically says that if a farmer uses any of Monsanto's GM seeds then Monsanto is entitled to all of the farmers 'yield'.
For example!
For example!
Lets say Plan B owns a farm. And on this farm he had some crops (E-I-E-I-O) and all of his crops came from natural seeds. Now, the guy who lives across the street from me is a farmer too, except he's planting GM seeds from Monsanto. "Good luck neighbor!" Then, one windy night some of the Monsanto seeds accidentally blow across the street and into my soil. The crops grow and nobody can even tell the difference, that is until Monsanto's goon squad shows up to tests the crops. Even if 1% of my crops is determined to come from a Monsanto seed I own them, under law, all my crops!! WTF??
These dudes are ruthless! When it comes to Monsanto its either get down or lay down! You either buy seeds directly from them or they'll sue you and drive you out of business through a series of long legal battles. And the best part! You have to buy seeds from them annually because you're not allowed to keep any of the GM seeds for replanting. That way farmers have to keep coming back to Monsanto year after year after year! Good for Monsanto, bad for American farmers.
These dudes are ruthless! When it comes to Monsanto its either get down or lay down! You either buy seeds directly from them or they'll sue you and drive you out of business through a series of long legal battles. And the best part! You have to buy seeds from them annually because you're not allowed to keep any of the GM seeds for replanting. That way farmers have to keep coming back to Monsanto year after year after year! Good for Monsanto, bad for American farmers.
I encourage readers to check out these 2 documentaries and do some research on both subjects. Bottled water and Monsanto. and when ya do tell em Plan "B" sent chya!! (Large Marg laugh)
Sunday, March 6, 2011
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#Winning
DOUBLE FEATURE BLOG!!!!
man, I must really have nothing to do today!
While on my relaxing vacation I made it a point to stay as disconnected from 24 hour cable news as possible. For me, watching 24 hr cable news channels angry's up the blood! I needed a break from the constant bombardment of NWO propaganda, it was really stressing me out! And for the most part I stayed true to my oath of no cable news.
Enter Charlie Sheen.
The only time I watched the news during my vacation was to see/hear the latest Charlie Sheen rant, which turned out to be a daily thing, so I guess I watched a lot of cable news now that I think of it. Shit. Of course the interview that set off this whole media fire storm was on the Alex Jones Show! Shout out Infowars.com!!!
Say what you want about Charlie Sheen, but you gotta admit dude's been KILLING IT in all these interviews! He single handedly spawned like, 5 catch-phrases in the course of a week causing social networking sites to explode. I mean, you literally can't walk down the street without someone yelling out "Winning!" It's hysterical but very close to becoming played out.
The mainstream media is a truly disgusting entity. While the Charlie Sheen story is very entertaining, there's more important stories that they should be covering. The only thing the mainstream media loves more then a celebrity meltdown is a political sex scandal. Clearly they have high journalistic standards. I watch these TV goons and they all say how they're going to 'pray' for him because they really care for his well being. They say they'll 'pray' for him but they never tell what they're praying for exactly. Are you praying that he stays sober and reconnects with his family? Or are you praying that he keeps shooting off at the mouth and keeps the media circus running so you can milk it for ratings???? Hmmm. All these fake journalists sit on tv judging him for the lifestyle he's living, degrading him every chance they get, at the same time promoting they're own Charlie Sheen interview. Hypocritical much??? TV news people are so dooshy!
I've always been a fan of Charlie Sheen's work. More so in the movies rather then TV. Wasn't really into 2 1/2 Men but he definitely made that show into what it was. He turned their tin cans in to gold! Plan "B" supports Charlie Sheen and his crazy rants. You can consider me to be in Sheen's-Korner as long as he continues to stand up to mainstream media and fights against Hollywood's hypocrisy.
Here's Plan "Bs" Top 5 Favorite Charlie Sheen Movies:
1) Major League- Rick Vaughan
2) Wall Street - Bud Fox
3) Hot Shot 1 n Deux - Topper Harley
4) Cadance - he was the white prisoner w the black prisoners
5) Men at Work - Carl the garbage man
Honorable Mention:
Platoon - too depressing for me
Red Dawn
Lucas
Feel me up before you go-go
Hello friends!
Plan "B" here after a MUCH needed extended vacation. I spent the last 2 weeks staying with a friend in an undisclosed tropical locale. It was awesome, the weather was perfect. I was kicking at the beach everyday, loving every minute of it. Matter of fact, I want you all to address me as Plan Beach from now on...meh, nevermind that, Plan "B" works fine. Anyways, it felt really good to get out of NY. Turns out, I was really stressed! I guess fighting the new world order on a daily basis can really wear a man out...I can only imagine how people on the REAL front lines feel. Shout out to them!
Lets talk airport security! The last time I was on a airplane was 2007, so I was really anxious to get a first had look at how intrusive the airport security had really become. My primary concern was the body scanners. Were they using them? Would I have to go through one? Did I have to balls to 'opt-out'? I flew out of JFK and was relieved to find that they were NOT using the back scatter body scanners, unfortunately, the undisclosed airport I flew back from DID use them.
SIDE NOTE: The weird thing about the body scanners is that they are called "Rapiscans" that's the actual name of them! I always thought people were calling them Rapescans because they were so intrusive but that's their names. I thought that was funny and ironic.
The undisclosed airport had 4 security lanes open, 2 of which were using the body scanners. I mistakenly ended up in the body scanner line because it was the shortest line of the 4 but I quickly got off the line when I realized what was going on. There was no need for me to 'opt out', but I would have! As I left the body scanner line for the normal metal detector line I heard a TSA agent announce that "all passengers with infants and baby strollers must go through gate 1". Gate 1 was the body scanner line! WTF!?!?! I didn't see any babies go through the scanner and I'm glad I didn't because I probably would have caused scene and end up getting myself arrested.
Man, fuck the TSA! Maybe it's just me but they gave me a really creepy vibe at both airports I flew out of. None of the agents were friendly, they were all sloppy looking people with bad attitudes who could barley speak English. Real prize winners! When I asked an agent about the possibility of walking through a body scanner machine the bitch looked at me like I was crazy. I felt like slapping that stupid look off her face. "you know, those illegal naked body scanners that shoot people with deadly x-rays, ever heard of em before Pilar???" OWNED!
My feelings about the TSA screening process being a complete waste of time were confirmed when I witnessed the public groping of an 85 year old grandmother. She was probably picked at random for a pat-down but really?? How fucking stupid is that?? God forbid the TSA profile terrorist and criminals!! RACISTS!!!!!!!! This poor woman was giving an extremely embarrassing pat-down in front of everyone at the security check point. They made her lift her shirt half way up, exposing her flabby old belly. They felt up on her boobies. They got all up in her crotchal region. They stuck their hands INSIDE her pants before finally giving her the "OK" to go. I just shook my head in disgust as I walked away.
I'm all for airport safety but these security measures need to be re-evaluated. The TSA is like the airport gestapo running around in their ugly dark blue uniforms and I'm not down with it at all!!!
Plan "B" here after a MUCH needed extended vacation. I spent the last 2 weeks staying with a friend in an undisclosed tropical locale. It was awesome, the weather was perfect. I was kicking at the beach everyday, loving every minute of it. Matter of fact, I want you all to address me as Plan Beach from now on...meh, nevermind that, Plan "B" works fine. Anyways, it felt really good to get out of NY. Turns out, I was really stressed! I guess fighting the new world order on a daily basis can really wear a man out...I can only imagine how people on the REAL front lines feel. Shout out to them!
Lets talk airport security! The last time I was on a airplane was 2007, so I was really anxious to get a first had look at how intrusive the airport security had really become. My primary concern was the body scanners. Were they using them? Would I have to go through one? Did I have to balls to 'opt-out'? I flew out of JFK and was relieved to find that they were NOT using the back scatter body scanners, unfortunately, the undisclosed airport I flew back from DID use them.
SIDE NOTE: The weird thing about the body scanners is that they are called "Rapiscans" that's the actual name of them! I always thought people were calling them Rapescans because they were so intrusive but that's their names. I thought that was funny and ironic.
The undisclosed airport had 4 security lanes open, 2 of which were using the body scanners. I mistakenly ended up in the body scanner line because it was the shortest line of the 4 but I quickly got off the line when I realized what was going on. There was no need for me to 'opt out', but I would have! As I left the body scanner line for the normal metal detector line I heard a TSA agent announce that "all passengers with infants and baby strollers must go through gate 1". Gate 1 was the body scanner line! WTF!?!?! I didn't see any babies go through the scanner and I'm glad I didn't because I probably would have caused scene and end up getting myself arrested.
Man, fuck the TSA! Maybe it's just me but they gave me a really creepy vibe at both airports I flew out of. None of the agents were friendly, they were all sloppy looking people with bad attitudes who could barley speak English. Real prize winners! When I asked an agent about the possibility of walking through a body scanner machine the bitch looked at me like I was crazy. I felt like slapping that stupid look off her face. "you know, those illegal naked body scanners that shoot people with deadly x-rays, ever heard of em before Pilar???" OWNED!
My feelings about the TSA screening process being a complete waste of time were confirmed when I witnessed the public groping of an 85 year old grandmother. She was probably picked at random for a pat-down but really?? How fucking stupid is that?? God forbid the TSA profile terrorist and criminals!! RACISTS!!!!!!!! This poor woman was giving an extremely embarrassing pat-down in front of everyone at the security check point. They made her lift her shirt half way up, exposing her flabby old belly. They felt up on her boobies. They got all up in her crotchal region. They stuck their hands INSIDE her pants before finally giving her the "OK" to go. I just shook my head in disgust as I walked away.
I'm all for airport safety but these security measures need to be re-evaluated. The TSA is like the airport gestapo running around in their ugly dark blue uniforms and I'm not down with it at all!!!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Thoughts from the War Room
2011 is starting out to be a pretty awesome year! Hundreds of birds falling out of the sky, thousands of fish turning up dead in rivers, psycho-loner shootings, major snow storms blanketing most the nation, gigantic cyclones crashing into Australia and massive public uprisings against oppressive governments. And that's just January!
For the past few days I've been hunkered down in my War Room, monitoring the news and keeping a close eye on the situation over in Egypt. The weather really sucks!
Btw, War Room is code for "parents basement" : (
Man, I love a good uprising. The footage of these riots is amazing! People are running around all wild and crazy, throwing rocks and hurling molotov cocktails. Screaming and chanting going on, dudes are breaking windows and burning shit. There's random gun fire. It all makes for some pretty good TV. I especially love watching these dummy news reporters getting their asses kicked when they try to report from inside some unruly crowd. These people have no food, no job and live off $2 a day, they don't give a fuck about no Anderson Cooper. Is it too late to send Sean Hannity over there??
Plan "B" fully supports the people of Egypt and their rioting ways. Seeing oppressed people rise up and fight against their government makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Power to the people! What troubles me is that social unrest is becoming a common trend in many countries across the globe and could be heading our way. I'd be down to riot for a few different causes. You know, anti-NWO shit or some UFO disclosure just to name a few. When I say I'm down to riot, I mean I'd attend to a riot. I'm not trying to be the dude on the front line breaking the law but i'll be the dude 50 people back cheering that guy on! "Yea! Burn that fucker down!!! Yo, kick that window bro! kick that shit!!! Kick it!! Yeaaaaa!" I just wanna be a mob guy that's all.
What would it take for you to riot???? What an interesting question!
During the riots in Cairo, the Egyptian government shut down the Internet as a way to curb protesters from gathering. That only made the people madder. That would make me mad too! I love the Internet! Here in America, senators are working on legislation that would give the President power to shut down the Internet. A so-called Internet "kill switch". Of course, it would only be used in the event of a national emergency blah blah blah blah.
I think people would riot if the government shut down the Internet in America. Yea, you wouldn't be able to communicate. Yea, you couldn't get any information. Yea, yea, yea. None of that matters. Do you know how many people are addicted to Internet porn?? I'm not sure of the exact number but I can assure you it's a lot! These aren't the type of people you want to agitate either. They're already on the edge. Theres a thin line that keeps single, lonely men from plunging into the deep abyss of insanity and that thin line is Internet porn. Take that away and you'll have chaos. If a man can't bust a nut he's gonna find another way to release his tension. 9 times out of 10 that means something is gonna get fucked up.
People in America need to start rioting over shit. We need to start flipping cars. The world is spinning out of control and its like nobody can be bothered. OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU DURING TEEN MOM YOU WASTE OF LIFE!! The Egyptian youth population is leading political protests to change their government. China's youth is number 1 in reading, math and science. What's Americas youth good at?? Text messaging?? Cyber bullying other kids to the point of suicide?? American kids are a bunch of uninformed, ignorant, over sexed, over privileged, drugged out, wimps! Time to step our game up America.
Friday, December 31, 2010
2010 Year in Review
Hey gang! This is gonna be the final blog post of 2010! Don't worry, Plan "B" will "B" back in the new year with plenty of hard hitting blogs that'll warm your heart and stimulate your mind!
Now that 2010 is almost over, lets do a the PLAN "B" YEAR IN REVIEW!
THE BLOG:
I think it's been a pretty good year for the Plan "B" blogspot! We picked up a lot of new readers. We put out a lot of thought provoking material mixed in with some hilarious comedic commentary and we caused a lot of controversy. Remember the 'playing with fiya' video I put out??? That was pretty cool right?? I know I promised to put out more videos but....you know how that goes... I think the addition of the Plan "B" fish tank was a major success! If you don't wanna read the blogs at least feed the fish. Oh! Oh! Oh! Remember my battle against the Craig Kilborn show??? That was a big hit over the summer. FYI Kilborn has not been seen or heard from since! Boom! The best/most important thing about the blogspot is the participation of the readers! I enjoy hearing what my readers think about certain topics and I love to see the vote counter go higher and higher. Stay engaged and always voice your opinion, it makes things more fun for everyone! Maybe I'll come back with a new layout in 2011??? Ya never knowwwwwww....
COMEDY:
For me, 2010 was a year riddled in unemployment, credit card debit, suicidal talk, video games, physical fitness and hand fucking. It's scary how accurate that sentence is. Unfortunately as the year progressed I found myself doing less and less comedy. From January til about July I was HOT on the open mic scene, getting up a lot and doing well but then things just kind of stopped. Issues in my personal life were beating me down and my desire to get on stage dwindled. It got to the point where comedy was costing me more then it was giving me. I went from being a comedic rebel to being a rebel without a joke. Being a comedian is like being a drug addict, I may give it up here and there from time to time but the shit keeps calling me and calling me and calling me (Pookie: New Jack City)
5 FAVORITES OF 2010:
1) Antoine Dodson, "Bed Intruder Song": This might be the funniest thing I've seen in 2010. Only in a sick society like ours can a candid interview about a potential rape be transformed into a hilariously catchy tune! "Homeboy, Homeboy, Ho-Ho-Home Boy!" You can't help but sing it! The beat is hot and Antoine Dodson nails the flamboyant ghetto dweller stereotype perfectly! What more could you ask for??? The video currently got 58 million views on youtube! Thats ridiculous!
2) Inception: This was by far the hottest movie to come out in 2010. I saw it in the theater twice and 3 times on dvd, it's pretty complicated so you're gonna need multiple watches to really appreciate it. The combination of Christopher Nolan and Leonardo Dicaprio is gold if you ask me and that's exactly what you get when you see this flick.
3) Call of Duty: Black Ops: I'm a big call of duty fan and was excited for the release of Black Ops. It's the highest selling video game in history raking in $1 Billion! Super Mario can get the ballzack! All C.O.D games are fun to play but I personally like the Modern Warfare games a little better.... not to say that Black Ops isnt fresh, its a really good game and fun! I'm currently ranked at a 45 and my go to gun right now is the AK47 with dual mags, semtex, a claymore and nerve gas. WHAT!
4) Golf: Plan "B" is big into golf! I played a lot of golf in 2010 and really stepped my game up. My final round of the season I shot a personal best of 85! I'll be looking to shoot in the 80's consistently in 2011 so watch out! During the course of the golfing season I played at 8 different courses throughout NY. Golf isn't cheap but if you pay with a credit card you can trick yourself into thinking it was free, at least that's what I do.
5) Chocolate Cherrios: People are raving about the Ipad being the best invention of 2010 but my vote goes to Chocolate Cherrios. A new twist on an old favorite, Chocolate Cherrios dominated my mornings for months. A hearty bowl of chocolate cherrios is a great way to start your day but this cereal is more then just a morning delight, it can also be used to curb those late night cravings as well. Talk about versatility! 2010 saw an explosion of multi-flavored cherrios but the Chocolate ones were hands down the best.
5 THINGS IN 2010 I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:
1) The Chilean Miners: I didn't give a fuck about these morons trapped in a hole. It's pretty much a given that miners are gonna get trapped underground, yet for some reason this was a big deal. People were treating these guys like they discovered the cure for AIDS while they were down there. I think it's a bigger story if a group of miner's doesn't get trapped underground.
2) The World Cup: ZZZZZZZZ! oh, Angola is playing Norway?!? ZZZZZZZZ! I loved seeing all of these people on facebook pretending to be 'into' soccer w their gay status updates. Gimme a break! All that did was prove to me that there's a lot of dick riding trend whores out there. See you hardcore soccer fans in another 4 years.
3) Jersey Shore: I'm amazed at the number of adults who watch this show. I get why kids would watch this train wreck but to see grown men talking about 'GTL' makes me wanna puke! At first the show was meant to mock the type of people who went to the Jersey Shore, now it idolizes it. If you think watching a bunch of grease balls get drunk and trade STD's is good TV then you're a MORON!
4) Brett Farvre : This guy must have some very incriminating pictures of the person who runs ESPN because he's constantly being talked about. I'm tired of hearing about this prick! Is he playing?? Is he retiring?? He's retired! He's back! He's texting pics of his cock! WHO CARES! Every sunday I pray for him to die...on or off the field, doesn't matter.
5) Royal Wedding: This is America buddy! I don't give a good god damn about no stuffy-ass british royals and I damn sure don't care if one of those buck tooth goons gets engaged! Fuck em! Keep that news on british tv bro, we dont wanna see that over here. American news outlets should stick to covering American royalty like the Karadashians and the Jersey Shore gang.
So what's in store for 2011??? I don't really know, but we are moving closer and closer to 2012 and that kinda makes me nervous. We're entering into the end times and people need to start getting prepared. Have a happy new year Plan "B" fans and I'll see you in 2011. Plan "B" out!
Now that 2010 is almost over, lets do a the PLAN "B" YEAR IN REVIEW!
THE BLOG:
I think it's been a pretty good year for the Plan "B" blogspot! We picked up a lot of new readers. We put out a lot of thought provoking material mixed in with some hilarious comedic commentary and we caused a lot of controversy. Remember the 'playing with fiya' video I put out??? That was pretty cool right?? I know I promised to put out more videos but....you know how that goes... I think the addition of the Plan "B" fish tank was a major success! If you don't wanna read the blogs at least feed the fish. Oh! Oh! Oh! Remember my battle against the Craig Kilborn show??? That was a big hit over the summer. FYI Kilborn has not been seen or heard from since! Boom! The best/most important thing about the blogspot is the participation of the readers! I enjoy hearing what my readers think about certain topics and I love to see the vote counter go higher and higher. Stay engaged and always voice your opinion, it makes things more fun for everyone! Maybe I'll come back with a new layout in 2011??? Ya never knowwwwwww....
COMEDY:
For me, 2010 was a year riddled in unemployment, credit card debit, suicidal talk, video games, physical fitness and hand fucking. It's scary how accurate that sentence is. Unfortunately as the year progressed I found myself doing less and less comedy. From January til about July I was HOT on the open mic scene, getting up a lot and doing well but then things just kind of stopped. Issues in my personal life were beating me down and my desire to get on stage dwindled. It got to the point where comedy was costing me more then it was giving me. I went from being a comedic rebel to being a rebel without a joke. Being a comedian is like being a drug addict, I may give it up here and there from time to time but the shit keeps calling me and calling me and calling me (Pookie: New Jack City)
5 FAVORITES OF 2010:
1) Antoine Dodson, "Bed Intruder Song": This might be the funniest thing I've seen in 2010. Only in a sick society like ours can a candid interview about a potential rape be transformed into a hilariously catchy tune! "Homeboy, Homeboy, Ho-Ho-Home Boy!" You can't help but sing it! The beat is hot and Antoine Dodson nails the flamboyant ghetto dweller stereotype perfectly! What more could you ask for??? The video currently got 58 million views on youtube! Thats ridiculous!
2) Inception: This was by far the hottest movie to come out in 2010. I saw it in the theater twice and 3 times on dvd, it's pretty complicated so you're gonna need multiple watches to really appreciate it. The combination of Christopher Nolan and Leonardo Dicaprio is gold if you ask me and that's exactly what you get when you see this flick.
3) Call of Duty: Black Ops: I'm a big call of duty fan and was excited for the release of Black Ops. It's the highest selling video game in history raking in $1 Billion! Super Mario can get the ballzack! All C.O.D games are fun to play but I personally like the Modern Warfare games a little better.... not to say that Black Ops isnt fresh, its a really good game and fun! I'm currently ranked at a 45 and my go to gun right now is the AK47 with dual mags, semtex, a claymore and nerve gas. WHAT!
4) Golf: Plan "B" is big into golf! I played a lot of golf in 2010 and really stepped my game up. My final round of the season I shot a personal best of 85! I'll be looking to shoot in the 80's consistently in 2011 so watch out! During the course of the golfing season I played at 8 different courses throughout NY. Golf isn't cheap but if you pay with a credit card you can trick yourself into thinking it was free, at least that's what I do.
5) Chocolate Cherrios: People are raving about the Ipad being the best invention of 2010 but my vote goes to Chocolate Cherrios. A new twist on an old favorite, Chocolate Cherrios dominated my mornings for months. A hearty bowl of chocolate cherrios is a great way to start your day but this cereal is more then just a morning delight, it can also be used to curb those late night cravings as well. Talk about versatility! 2010 saw an explosion of multi-flavored cherrios but the Chocolate ones were hands down the best.
5 THINGS IN 2010 I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:
1) The Chilean Miners: I didn't give a fuck about these morons trapped in a hole. It's pretty much a given that miners are gonna get trapped underground, yet for some reason this was a big deal. People were treating these guys like they discovered the cure for AIDS while they were down there. I think it's a bigger story if a group of miner's doesn't get trapped underground.
2) The World Cup: ZZZZZZZZ! oh, Angola is playing Norway?!? ZZZZZZZZ! I loved seeing all of these people on facebook pretending to be 'into' soccer w their gay status updates. Gimme a break! All that did was prove to me that there's a lot of dick riding trend whores out there. See you hardcore soccer fans in another 4 years.
3) Jersey Shore: I'm amazed at the number of adults who watch this show. I get why kids would watch this train wreck but to see grown men talking about 'GTL' makes me wanna puke! At first the show was meant to mock the type of people who went to the Jersey Shore, now it idolizes it. If you think watching a bunch of grease balls get drunk and trade STD's is good TV then you're a MORON!
4) Brett Farvre : This guy must have some very incriminating pictures of the person who runs ESPN because he's constantly being talked about. I'm tired of hearing about this prick! Is he playing?? Is he retiring?? He's retired! He's back! He's texting pics of his cock! WHO CARES! Every sunday I pray for him to die...on or off the field, doesn't matter.
5) Royal Wedding: This is America buddy! I don't give a good god damn about no stuffy-ass british royals and I damn sure don't care if one of those buck tooth goons gets engaged! Fuck em! Keep that news on british tv bro, we dont wanna see that over here. American news outlets should stick to covering American royalty like the Karadashians and the Jersey Shore gang.
So what's in store for 2011??? I don't really know, but we are moving closer and closer to 2012 and that kinda makes me nervous. We're entering into the end times and people need to start getting prepared. Have a happy new year Plan "B" fans and I'll see you in 2011. Plan "B" out!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Dont Touch My Junk
Plan B here wishing all my loyal readers a happy and healthy Thanksgiving holiday! I hope you all eat until your bellies are full but don't forget to mix in some physical fitness into your lives as well, stop being a fat fuck and go work out!
I'm a big fan on Thanksgiving but it feels like Christmas is making Thanksgiving its bitch. Christmas stays intruding on Thanksgiving more and more each year and I find it to be a bit annoying. Fall back Christmas! You get the entire month of December for people to fawn over you, Thanksgiving gets 1 day...let em live!
Thanksgiving time is one of the busiest travel days of the year, which brings me to the point of this blog. BODY SCANNERS!! Allow me to rant about the whole TSA body scanner/ pat down situation going on in a majority of airports around the nation because I know that's what you like.
A common response I often hear from people when talking about body scanner/ pat downs sounds a little something like this, "ah, who cares what they do as long as I'm safe." Safe??? Right! If you find yourself in a conversation with someone about this topic and they regurgitate that same sentence to you, then you have Plan B's permission to punch that person in the face.
First off, there's NOTHING safe about walking thru the body scanner, they're basically X-ray machines. If you've ever had an X-ray in the past for a broken bone, or at the dentist or whatever, you'll remember someone putting a giant lead vest over your body. That vest is meant to protect you from the harmful radiation that gets omitted from the X-ray machine for a test that lasts about 2 seconds, no big deal. But, when you enter a body scanner machine your wearing NO lead vest for protection and they make you stand there for 15 seconds while they blast your body with deadly radiation. Is that something you want to expose yourself to?? Guys, think about your balls getting zapped with X-rays for 15 seconds and tell me that body scanners are safe.
Ok, so you dont wanna go through the body scanner....smart call. But what's your next option? Well, you can 'opt out' of the body scan but that means you're going to have to go through a full body enhanced pat down from a TSA agent. After all, YOU'RE a terrorist! They'll reach down your pants and get all up in your crotchal region, they'll feel your titties with an open palm and they'll do it in front everyone in the airport... that is, unless you want to take it to a "private room" in which case you get a 3 song pat down. Remember, there's no sex in the pat down room.
Here's a picture of what a body scanner image looks like.
Pretty detailed ey??? A lot different from those murky ones they show on TV. I'm not mad at this picture because there's titties in it and boy do I love titts! Imagine if this was a picture of your wife, or your sister or your daughter... safety first right?? Let's say, for arguments sake, that your 15 year old daughter has a body scan image similar to the picture above minus the weapons but with the same set of perky breasts... wouldn't storing images of her naked body be considered as child pornography??? Think about that...
Nevermind the fact that the scanners and pat downs are a breach of our 4th amendment rights. The 4th Amendment guards against unreasonable searches and seizures. The amendment specifically also requires search and arrest warrants be judicially sanctioned and supported by probable cause. What probably cause does the TSA have for patting down 7 year olds?? If these security measures were put in place to 'keep us safe from terrorists' then why not just search suspicious people with Arabic backgrounds?? Well, you cant do that because then ultra-liberal dooshbags will call you a racist. So instead of search would-be terrorists the TSA will consider EVERYONE as a potential terrorist. Gotta be fair right???
Terrorism! Ahhh! Keep us safe from terrorists!!! That's the main reason why were subject to these intrusive security measures because terrorists want to blow you up! Terrorism is a great way to scare people into submission. Like that scary "Christmas Day Bomber". Lots of TV talking heads use him as an example of why we need body scanners, after all, he had explosives in his underpants! It's not like the bombers father warned the CIA and other government agencies about his crazy son 2 weeks prior to his arrest. Ignore the fact his name was on a terror 'watch list' but wasnt added to the 'no fly' list. Sure, he passed through multiple checkpoints without ID and some how got on an international flight with no passport but who hasnt done that right??? We need some body scanners right Michael Chertoff??????
If you dont think there's anything wrong with this blatant intrusion of rights and privacy then I feel bad for you... this isn't a 'conspiracy theory' this is really happening! I'm for security at the airport because there's obvious dangers but I think metal detectors were working just fine. Everyday Americans are giving up freedoms and privacy under the guise of being kept safe from terrorism. It's all bullshit. Where does it end??? We give and inch, they take a foot... where does it end????
I'm a big fan on Thanksgiving but it feels like Christmas is making Thanksgiving its bitch. Christmas stays intruding on Thanksgiving more and more each year and I find it to be a bit annoying. Fall back Christmas! You get the entire month of December for people to fawn over you, Thanksgiving gets 1 day...let em live!
Thanksgiving time is one of the busiest travel days of the year, which brings me to the point of this blog. BODY SCANNERS!! Allow me to rant about the whole TSA body scanner/ pat down situation going on in a majority of airports around the nation because I know that's what you like.
A common response I often hear from people when talking about body scanner/ pat downs sounds a little something like this, "ah, who cares what they do as long as I'm safe." Safe??? Right! If you find yourself in a conversation with someone about this topic and they regurgitate that same sentence to you, then you have Plan B's permission to punch that person in the face.
First off, there's NOTHING safe about walking thru the body scanner, they're basically X-ray machines. If you've ever had an X-ray in the past for a broken bone, or at the dentist or whatever, you'll remember someone putting a giant lead vest over your body. That vest is meant to protect you from the harmful radiation that gets omitted from the X-ray machine for a test that lasts about 2 seconds, no big deal. But, when you enter a body scanner machine your wearing NO lead vest for protection and they make you stand there for 15 seconds while they blast your body with deadly radiation. Is that something you want to expose yourself to?? Guys, think about your balls getting zapped with X-rays for 15 seconds and tell me that body scanners are safe.
Ok, so you dont wanna go through the body scanner....smart call. But what's your next option? Well, you can 'opt out' of the body scan but that means you're going to have to go through a full body enhanced pat down from a TSA agent. After all, YOU'RE a terrorist! They'll reach down your pants and get all up in your crotchal region, they'll feel your titties with an open palm and they'll do it in front everyone in the airport... that is, unless you want to take it to a "private room" in which case you get a 3 song pat down. Remember, there's no sex in the pat down room.
Here's a picture of what a body scanner image looks like.
Pretty detailed ey??? A lot different from those murky ones they show on TV. I'm not mad at this picture because there's titties in it and boy do I love titts! Imagine if this was a picture of your wife, or your sister or your daughter... safety first right?? Let's say, for arguments sake, that your 15 year old daughter has a body scan image similar to the picture above minus the weapons but with the same set of perky breasts... wouldn't storing images of her naked body be considered as child pornography??? Think about that...
Nevermind the fact that the scanners and pat downs are a breach of our 4th amendment rights. The 4th Amendment guards against unreasonable searches and seizures. The amendment specifically also requires search and arrest warrants be judicially sanctioned and supported by probable cause. What probably cause does the TSA have for patting down 7 year olds?? If these security measures were put in place to 'keep us safe from terrorists' then why not just search suspicious people with Arabic backgrounds?? Well, you cant do that because then ultra-liberal dooshbags will call you a racist. So instead of search would-be terrorists the TSA will consider EVERYONE as a potential terrorist. Gotta be fair right???
Terrorism! Ahhh! Keep us safe from terrorists!!! That's the main reason why were subject to these intrusive security measures because terrorists want to blow you up! Terrorism is a great way to scare people into submission. Like that scary "Christmas Day Bomber". Lots of TV talking heads use him as an example of why we need body scanners, after all, he had explosives in his underpants! It's not like the bombers father warned the CIA and other government agencies about his crazy son 2 weeks prior to his arrest. Ignore the fact his name was on a terror 'watch list' but wasnt added to the 'no fly' list. Sure, he passed through multiple checkpoints without ID and some how got on an international flight with no passport but who hasnt done that right??? We need some body scanners right Michael Chertoff??????
If you dont think there's anything wrong with this blatant intrusion of rights and privacy then I feel bad for you... this isn't a 'conspiracy theory' this is really happening! I'm for security at the airport because there's obvious dangers but I think metal detectors were working just fine. Everyday Americans are giving up freedoms and privacy under the guise of being kept safe from terrorism. It's all bullshit. Where does it end??? We give and inch, they take a foot... where does it end????
Friday, October 22, 2010
TV Terrorism
My TV is under attack!
From corporate greed to political correctness, everyday people are being held prisoner by their televisions!
Like most Americans, I'm glued to my 42 inch flat screen HD TV on a daily basis. If you're not operating with a flat screen HD TV by now you're kinda pathetic, lets be honest... TV is awesome! I enjoy watching movies from all genres, I keep up with a few weekly TV shows (not Jersey Shore) and I like watching sports...mainly my beloved Yankees, who are going in to a crucial game 6 of the ALCS tonight against the Texas Rangers. GO YANKS!
Speaking of the baseball playoffs, more then 3 million people in the north east wont be able to see this years World Series because cable provider Cablevision is in millionaire fight with Fox News Corps. As of last week Cablevision stopped providing Tri-state area homes with all Fox media channels, except Fox News. This is the second time within a year that Cablevision has had a contract dispute with a major media outlet. Remember when they pulled ABC off the air during the 2010 Academy Awards? For weeks Cablevision threatened to take ABC 7 off the air if they didnt get the contract what they wanted. After much deliberation Cablevision decided to pull the plug on ABC during it's highest rated program leaving millions of customers outraged. This is, what I like to call, TV Terrorism! Cablevision is holding the people hostage until their demands for millions are met and if these demands aren't met then they'll be forced to take drastic measures. On some Hans Gruber shit!
Look, I didn't really care when Cablevision took ABC off the air because honestly, who watches ABC?? But this if Fox were talking about! Fox airs all my favorite shows and plays a crucial role in my life from 6:30 to 8:00!! Did Craig Kilborn become president of Cablevision in order to enact some diabolical scheme against me and my coveted TV time slot???? Fuck off Cablevision!
It gets worse!
It gets worse!
24 hr cable news channels are the biggest TV Terrorists out there. Gone are the days of Walter Cronkite and objective journalism. Today's news media uses fear and the distortion of facts to drive home their political points of view. Between MSNBC, CNN, and FOX News, Americans are being bombarded with a steady flow of slanted, biased information meant to confuse and divide people.
Take the Juan Williams situation. Juan Williams is a journalist who was fired from his position at NPR (National Public Radio) over comments he made about muslims on the Bill O'Reilly Show. Here's the clip.
To me, that statement was in no way offensive or a fireable offense
Here's what the head of NPR had to say about this...
What?? This lady is bugging! Juan Williams needs to see a psychiatrist because of this??? This woman really comes off as a typical liberal elitist... The worst thing about George W Bush was that he made ALL liberal democrats think that they could be a better president then he was. To me, liberal democrats think they're the smartest, most eloquent people around and if you disagree with them, well you're just not smart enough to understand the issue. Dont get me wrong, Republicans are dicks too just in a different way.
Take the Juan Williams situation. Juan Williams is a journalist who was fired from his position at NPR (National Public Radio) over comments he made about muslims on the Bill O'Reilly Show. Here's the clip.
To me, that statement was in no way offensive or a fireable offense
Here's what the head of NPR had to say about this...
What?? This lady is bugging! Juan Williams needs to see a psychiatrist because of this??? This woman really comes off as a typical liberal elitist... The worst thing about George W Bush was that he made ALL liberal democrats think that they could be a better president then he was. To me, liberal democrats think they're the smartest, most eloquent people around and if you disagree with them, well you're just not smart enough to understand the issue. Dont get me wrong, Republicans are dicks too just in a different way.
The back story on why Juan Williams was fired was because NPR didn't like his involvement with the Fox New Channel, more specifically Bill O'Reilly. NPR is liberal and FOX is conservative. The liberal media have been going to war with Fox News for a long time and the American people are getting caught in the cross fire. Understand that when you watch any of the 3 major cable news outlets you are being feed a certain political and social agenda, not fair and balanced news.
I can understand the vitriol against Fox, their reporting is biased, their anchors are jerks and they're always in the middle of some controversy. Bill O'Reilly created a stir this week when he appeared on the brain draining, gossip show The View when he said "Muslims killed us on 9/11". Whoopi and Joy got all upset over his use of the word "Muslims" and stormed off the stage that in no way seemed like it was rehearsed. Here's the clip.
I dont often defend Bill O'Reilly but he is technically right. The hijackers on 9/11 were Muslim men but if you really wanna get technical Bill why don't you mention that 15 of the 19 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia yet we invade Iraq? I'm just sayin....
I dont often defend Bill O'Reilly but he is technically right. The hijackers on 9/11 were Muslim men but if you really wanna get technical Bill why don't you mention that 15 of the 19 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia yet we invade Iraq? I'm just sayin....
The firing of Juan Williams is more then a story about a dude who lost his job unfairly, its about corporate media giants trying to control and dictate what is and what is not acceptable speech. Everyone is a fan of free speech when they agree on whats being said but it the ugly, hate filled speech that people disagree with that needs to be protected as well. Unfortunately, political correctness has run amuck in America today and is mostly due hyper sensitivity over race. Now a days it seems like you cant criticize anyone without being called a racist. Apparently "muslim" is the new "N word". If you say it in public you have to mutter it under your breath after looking over your shoulder.
Plan "B" is a lover of free speech that's why I encourage my readers to comment on everything I write. Voice your opinion!
WORDS ARE POWER! THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THEN THE SWORD!!! FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND SPEAK YOUR MIND!!!!
Plan "B" is a lover of free speech that's why I encourage my readers to comment on everything I write. Voice your opinion!
WORDS ARE POWER! THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THEN THE SWORD!!! FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND SPEAK YOUR MIND!!!!
Monday, October 18, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Paper Tossing privacy right out the window!
I decided to step up my cell phone game this past rainy Monday from a Blackberry Curve to a Droid 2. Much love to the Blackberry for being a solid and reliable cell phone but it just wasn't getting the job done anymore. It's business...nothing personal. That's how this cell phone game works. It's a young mans game. Every 2 years it's, in with the new and out with the old. No time to form emotional attachments. To be honest, the bbm just wasn't cutting it no more. I mean, it was a fun gimmick. I have to admit, I got into it. "yo, what's your pin!? haha! word!" It was cool! But as time wore on the bbm's were often delayed or never received at all, causing nothing but a bout of frustration for the Plan. An executive decision was made and you were put out to pasture.
So in comes the Droid! Droid 2 to be exact! Probably the worst thing a paranoid, government hating, conspiracy theorist could purchase. I might as well have an RFID chip put in the back of my neck! I could easily be tracked and monitored with this phone... not that its hard to find me or I ever go any where... I'm just saying, this phone isnt prone toward privacy.
I had my mind made up that I was getting the phone but became leery of it when the salesmen told me I HAD to sign up for a Gmail account for the phone to work. Gmail is of course, Google mail. Google is a well know NSA front who monitor, collect, store, and categorize all the things and phrases people search on the internet. Then do god knows what with that information. Look it up.
Another thing that caught my attention was during the initial set up of the phone. I was given an option to allow the phones GPS to be active at all times, I declined the option. But, in smaller print underneath this option was a short disclaimer saying that the GPS would always be active unless deactivated at this point in the phone setup. I chose to deactivate. To me, it was like they were trying to trick people into having the GPS active all the time unless you were willing to read the fine print. At the time it seemed like I was sacrificing a lot of privacy so I can play Paper Toss.
I dont know, maybe I'm bugging but every time I go to my local Verizon store it's always flooded with Hasidic Jews! And they're always complaining about something... the phones broken, the bill wasn't right, these curls make me look ridiculous, etc. They roll deep too in a Club Wagon van! If one person needs something from the outside the whole Colony goes out with them. Weird people....
I gotta say though, I'm loving the Droid so far. I was a bit sour on touch-screen cell phones from my past experience with the Samsung Glyde. Hands down WORST CELL PHONE EVER. The touch-screen technology just wasn't ready yet. But today in 2010 the Droid got it poppn! Suck it Iphone! Some people my say that the idea of having such a phone, when all I do is talk about the NWO spying on people seems a bit hypocritical. Well Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care! If the NWO wanted to find me, they'd find me, I could never go completely off the grid, so why not enjoy some of the perks of this digital age? Speaking of which, I'm gonna go watch a video of an ebony teen get banged in the back of a moving car. Plan "B" out!
Friday, October 1, 2010
WTF????
These stupid globalists are pushing their agenda HARD CORE!!! Join the climate change gang or die?? Fuck outta here
Monday, September 20, 2010
Eat, Drink, Dance, Ticket
Hey everybody! Plan "B" back on the blogging tip after a whirlwind weekend of wedding wackiness!
My single friends are dropping faster then Obama's approval rating, leaving Plan "B" on that weird island of unmarried 30 somethings. Won't someone come and save me!!
Sunday morning concluded the end of my 2010 wedding season and my wallet couldn't be happier! Weddings are a lot of fun but they're really expensive for everyone involved. Personally, I make it a habit of giving cash as my gift, which I'm starting to rethink. I noticed a bunch people bringing items from off the registry which is a good way to give gift without coming off like a cheap skate. Smart play tight wads!
I went to 3 weddings this year, all within one week. All of them were fun and they each had they're own highlights according to me. One was a good dancing wedding, one was a big drinking wedding and one was a great food wedding. All were a no pussy wedding but hey...what can ya do. I guess girls arent interested in mysterious guys who wear a red bandanas over their face and talk about global government. Your loss ladies 'cuz I love to cuddle!
Lemme just say that while hotel rooms have become more and more elegant and home-like, the beds completely suck! First off, the comforters are way too heavy! They feel like 10 pound lead jackets and I always end of throwing them off the bed. Pillows can be a hit or miss depending on where you're staying. The pillows I was given at a NJ Sheraton were AWFUL! They were the super soft pillows that kinda wrap around your head when you lay down, you know? ....kinda like sitting in a bean bag. It's a bean bag for your head. Those suck! I'm a firm pillow man and I'm not gonna apologize for that. But wouldn't it make sense to provide guests with 2 soft pillows and 2 firm pillows?? NJ sheraton gave out 4 bean bag pillows and I was so annoyed!
Finally, Plan "B" would like to extend a major FUCK YOU shout out to the dooshbag NJ police officer who pulled me over for a "cell phone while driving" violation. Plan "B" getting pulled over by police??? Noooo! What a surprise! Can I just say... New Jersey is just a stupid state in general. The people are notoriously bad drivers and they're highway systems are retarded. For example, you have to make a right hand turn if you want to go left....what?!?
Anyways, I got lost on my way down to the final wedding of the season and placed a call to a useless friend for some help. He told me to pull over at a gas station and ask for directions. What great advice! As I'm about to hang up I drive past this cop who clearly sees me on the phone. We made eye contact and all. I quickly pull into the nearest gas station and get out of my car to ask for directions from the attendant when Mr. Hero Police man comes zooming up to my ride. I can not express the lack of respect I have for suburban police officers from wealthy towns who do nothing all day but harass motorists for petty moving violations and who do it with tough guy attitudes. I tried to explain to this meat head cop that I was lost and needed directions but my words fell on deaf ears. He wouldn't even answer any question I had until he wrote up my ticket. When he handed me my $130 bill he was ready to listen to my problem but that only irritated me so I started to mouth off at him a bit. "You're seriously gonna give me a ticket!?" "Aren't cops supposed to help people??" He didn't care much for my comments and began to lecture me on the law and cell phone safety. Like cops NEVER talk on their cell phone while driving. No, no, no... they're ABOVE the law! Piece of shit... No matter what people may tell you, there's no getting out of a ticket...unless you're woman who A) can cry on cue or B) have nice tits. Other then that you're screwed. Tickets equal revenue for cops and the more the generate the more they get.
Much respect to police officers in urban war zones who fight real crime on a daily basis. For the ones who sit in state of the art cruisers, making 6 figures a year ticketing soccer moms in mini vans for going 60 in a 55. GET A LIFE YOU NAPOLEON COMPLEX HAVING, NO FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL, FAKE TOUGH GUY, POWER ABUSING, TAX PAYER MONEY DRAINING JERKS! I hope your radar gun gives you cancer!
Grr! Plan "B" out!
My single friends are dropping faster then Obama's approval rating, leaving Plan "B" on that weird island of unmarried 30 somethings. Won't someone come and save me!!
Sunday morning concluded the end of my 2010 wedding season and my wallet couldn't be happier! Weddings are a lot of fun but they're really expensive for everyone involved. Personally, I make it a habit of giving cash as my gift, which I'm starting to rethink. I noticed a bunch people bringing items from off the registry which is a good way to give gift without coming off like a cheap skate. Smart play tight wads!
I went to 3 weddings this year, all within one week. All of them were fun and they each had they're own highlights according to me. One was a good dancing wedding, one was a big drinking wedding and one was a great food wedding. All were a no pussy wedding but hey...what can ya do. I guess girls arent interested in mysterious guys who wear a red bandanas over their face and talk about global government. Your loss ladies 'cuz I love to cuddle!
Lemme just say that while hotel rooms have become more and more elegant and home-like, the beds completely suck! First off, the comforters are way too heavy! They feel like 10 pound lead jackets and I always end of throwing them off the bed. Pillows can be a hit or miss depending on where you're staying. The pillows I was given at a NJ Sheraton were AWFUL! They were the super soft pillows that kinda wrap around your head when you lay down, you know? ....kinda like sitting in a bean bag. It's a bean bag for your head. Those suck! I'm a firm pillow man and I'm not gonna apologize for that. But wouldn't it make sense to provide guests with 2 soft pillows and 2 firm pillows?? NJ sheraton gave out 4 bean bag pillows and I was so annoyed!
Finally, Plan "B" would like to extend a major FUCK YOU shout out to the dooshbag NJ police officer who pulled me over for a "cell phone while driving" violation. Plan "B" getting pulled over by police??? Noooo! What a surprise! Can I just say... New Jersey is just a stupid state in general. The people are notoriously bad drivers and they're highway systems are retarded. For example, you have to make a right hand turn if you want to go left....what?!?
Anyways, I got lost on my way down to the final wedding of the season and placed a call to a useless friend for some help. He told me to pull over at a gas station and ask for directions. What great advice! As I'm about to hang up I drive past this cop who clearly sees me on the phone. We made eye contact and all. I quickly pull into the nearest gas station and get out of my car to ask for directions from the attendant when Mr. Hero Police man comes zooming up to my ride. I can not express the lack of respect I have for suburban police officers from wealthy towns who do nothing all day but harass motorists for petty moving violations and who do it with tough guy attitudes. I tried to explain to this meat head cop that I was lost and needed directions but my words fell on deaf ears. He wouldn't even answer any question I had until he wrote up my ticket. When he handed me my $130 bill he was ready to listen to my problem but that only irritated me so I started to mouth off at him a bit. "You're seriously gonna give me a ticket!?" "Aren't cops supposed to help people??" He didn't care much for my comments and began to lecture me on the law and cell phone safety. Like cops NEVER talk on their cell phone while driving. No, no, no... they're ABOVE the law! Piece of shit... No matter what people may tell you, there's no getting out of a ticket...unless you're woman who A) can cry on cue or B) have nice tits. Other then that you're screwed. Tickets equal revenue for cops and the more the generate the more they get.
Much respect to police officers in urban war zones who fight real crime on a daily basis. For the ones who sit in state of the art cruisers, making 6 figures a year ticketing soccer moms in mini vans for going 60 in a 55. GET A LIFE YOU NAPOLEON COMPLEX HAVING, NO FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL, FAKE TOUGH GUY, POWER ABUSING, TAX PAYER MONEY DRAINING JERKS! I hope your radar gun gives you cancer!
Grr! Plan "B" out!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Im ready...R U??????
Hellooooooo!
Ya know... there's nothing better then waking up in the morning, turning on your computer and seeing the featured story on Yahoo news titled: "Mass Extinction Event: Earth on Verge of Huge Reset?" Sweet! Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside??? What a great way to start the day! Talk about social conditioning. TGIF??
News like this scares the shit out of me! Look...I don't know whats gonna happen in the future but I'm guessing its gonna be something really bad and scary. So I decided to get off my ass and start getting prepared! The first thing I decided to do is start a survival kit. It's nothing fancy, just some basic medical supplies. I also added a magnesium fire starter to the kit which was also stolen from a local Sports Authority. I'll continue to add on to my survival kit when ever I see something worth stealing but it's a start and I recommend you do the same!
Ok, so I got me a little survival kit...nice. But I need some protection. I'm talking fire arms! Guns, Gats, Pistols, Burners, Heat, Rachette, Tool etc. 31 years on this earth and I never fired a gun. If I'm survive in a post apocalyptic world I need to be a skilled shooter...or at the very least, fire a real gun once.
The first thing I learned is that real guns are LOUD! I mean, we all wore headphones to muffle the noise but that shit was still loud! I don't understand how do people get away with shooting someone else when the blast of a gun is that loud?? If I'm a criminal, I'm investing in a silencer. Wordup.
All of the guns we fired had major kick backs, it was something I was prepared for but some were more powerful then others. I don't remember the types of guns I was shooting but this one hunting rifle beat the shit out of me! Each shot was like getting kicked in the shoulder by a horse 1000 times. It was really uncomfortable.
The bullets we were shooting were pretty sick but they were a pain in the ass to load. I was terrible at it. By the time I loaded 3 bullets into a clip, my buddy had a full one ready to go. I told him he could be my personal bullet loader. If this had been a war like situation I'd probably end up dead.
can you imagine having a bunch of these lodged in your chest or stomach???
Ultimately, I was very disappointed in my shooting accuracy but this was my first time ever shooting a gun so I'll give myself a pass. It's not like shooting a gun on TV... and no I didn't bust off 'sideways'. You can't just point and click 'cuz you'll never hit anything. You'll look Harry from Dumb and Dumber when he tries to save Llyod from the kidnapper, shooting everything in the hotel room except the bad guy. "How come I didn't get a gun??" I telling you the kickback is intense. You gotta readjust after each shot if you want to kill someone. It's all about breath control.
Get prepared!
Ya know... there's nothing better then waking up in the morning, turning on your computer and seeing the featured story on Yahoo news titled: "Mass Extinction Event: Earth on Verge of Huge Reset?" Sweet! Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside??? What a great way to start the day! Talk about social conditioning. TGIF??
News like this scares the shit out of me! Look...I don't know whats gonna happen in the future but I'm guessing its gonna be something really bad and scary. So I decided to get off my ass and start getting prepared! The first thing I decided to do is start a survival kit. It's nothing fancy, just some basic medical supplies. I also added a magnesium fire starter to the kit which was also stolen from a local Sports Authority. I'll continue to add on to my survival kit when ever I see something worth stealing but it's a start and I recommend you do the same!
Ok, so I got me a little survival kit...nice. But I need some protection. I'm talking fire arms! Guns, Gats, Pistols, Burners, Heat, Rachette, Tool etc. 31 years on this earth and I never fired a gun. If I'm survive in a post apocalyptic world I need to be a skilled shooter...or at the very least, fire a real gun once.
The first thing I learned is that real guns are LOUD! I mean, we all wore headphones to muffle the noise but that shit was still loud! I don't understand how do people get away with shooting someone else when the blast of a gun is that loud?? If I'm a criminal, I'm investing in a silencer. Wordup.
All of the guns we fired had major kick backs, it was something I was prepared for but some were more powerful then others. I don't remember the types of guns I was shooting but this one hunting rifle beat the shit out of me! Each shot was like getting kicked in the shoulder by a horse 1000 times. It was really uncomfortable.
The bullets we were shooting were pretty sick but they were a pain in the ass to load. I was terrible at it. By the time I loaded 3 bullets into a clip, my buddy had a full one ready to go. I told him he could be my personal bullet loader. If this had been a war like situation I'd probably end up dead.
can you imagine having a bunch of these lodged in your chest or stomach???
Ultimately, I was very disappointed in my shooting accuracy but this was my first time ever shooting a gun so I'll give myself a pass. It's not like shooting a gun on TV... and no I didn't bust off 'sideways'. You can't just point and click 'cuz you'll never hit anything. You'll look Harry from Dumb and Dumber when he tries to save Llyod from the kidnapper, shooting everything in the hotel room except the bad guy. "How come I didn't get a gun??" I telling you the kickback is intense. You gotta readjust after each shot if you want to kill someone. It's all about breath control.
Get prepared!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Got wood???
OMG!! Treeman!!! this guy is fucked! The news guy says an American doctor can help treeman with some vitamin A??? Treeman dont need vitamin A, he needs a mexican with a weed wacker!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
New World Water
Great news Plan "B" readers!!! I'm proud to report that my hole has been filled!!! uhhh...my TV hole that is...
In my previous blog I railed against Craig Kilborns hacky comedy show "The Kilborn File"{see below}. I was outraged when FOX replaced my beloved Simpsons re-runs with this poor excuse of a comedy talk show. I called on all Plan "B" followers to go to The Kilborn File's website and blast the message board with negative comments in hopes that it would get the show canceled. Well folks...WE DID IT!! And when I say 'WE', I mean 'ME', because NONE of you rallied to my call! WTF people!? I thought we were fighting the power together!? Like a team! You know, T.E.A.M: Together Everyone Achieves More! Grrr!
So, I can sit here and pat myself on the back for single handedly taking down Craig Kilborn's show. It's clear to me now that the Plan "B" blog is bigger then ever and is obviously being read by high level network executives. Note to Executives: if you're reading this I'm currently working on a script for a buddy comedy about 2 flaming gay police officers called HOMOcide. Call me!
NWO ALRET!!!
I came upon a disturbing video recently about how NWO lackeys think putting Lithium in the drinking supply is a good thing! "oh, come on Plan "B" Lithium? Now you're just talking crazy."
Everyone knows that the government has been putting fluoride in the drinking supply for decades. Nobody seems to mind. "It's good for your teeth!" Sure, fluoride helps fight tooth decay but fluoride exposure also causes damage to the brain and kidneys, lowers IQ and make subjects (animal/human) docile. Did you know, in world war II the Nazis used sodium fluoride on their POWs to make them dumb and submissive?? The government's been putting that same shit in our water since 1945! The NWO wants the population to be dumb and submissive so nobody questions their agenda.
I gotta hand it to these globalist scum, they're pretty smart. I mean, delivering a dangerous chemical to people on a daily basis that over time makes them dumb and passive...that's brilliant!
If that's not bad enough, now they want to add Lithium to the tap water! These guy are NOT playing!!
I wanna punch this guy right in his face! A crushing left hook to the jaw will correct that gay lisp he speaks with...like Chip Douglas in Cable Guy...ou know what I'm talking about.
I love this guy's whole attitude about drugging the water supply, like its no big deal. "Drink some Lithium water so you don't commit suicide!" I'm all for taking drugs and getting fucked up but this is ridiculous. If I wanna put some harmful chemicals into my body I gotta guy I can call for that, I dont need Big Brother spiking my punch!
Maybe I'll send a few gallons of Lithium water to Craig Kilborn, he's probably on suicide watch....
Plan "B" out!!!
In my previous blog I railed against Craig Kilborns hacky comedy show "The Kilborn File"{see below}. I was outraged when FOX replaced my beloved Simpsons re-runs with this poor excuse of a comedy talk show. I called on all Plan "B" followers to go to The Kilborn File's website and blast the message board with negative comments in hopes that it would get the show canceled. Well folks...WE DID IT!! And when I say 'WE', I mean 'ME', because NONE of you rallied to my call! WTF people!? I thought we were fighting the power together!? Like a team! You know, T.E.A.M: Together Everyone Achieves More! Grrr!
So, I can sit here and pat myself on the back for single handedly taking down Craig Kilborn's show. It's clear to me now that the Plan "B" blog is bigger then ever and is obviously being read by high level network executives. Note to Executives: if you're reading this I'm currently working on a script for a buddy comedy about 2 flaming gay police officers called HOMOcide. Call me!
NWO ALRET!!!
I came upon a disturbing video recently about how NWO lackeys think putting Lithium in the drinking supply is a good thing! "oh, come on Plan "B" Lithium? Now you're just talking crazy."
Everyone knows that the government has been putting fluoride in the drinking supply for decades. Nobody seems to mind. "It's good for your teeth!" Sure, fluoride helps fight tooth decay but fluoride exposure also causes damage to the brain and kidneys, lowers IQ and make subjects (animal/human) docile. Did you know, in world war II the Nazis used sodium fluoride on their POWs to make them dumb and submissive?? The government's been putting that same shit in our water since 1945! The NWO wants the population to be dumb and submissive so nobody questions their agenda.
I gotta hand it to these globalist scum, they're pretty smart. I mean, delivering a dangerous chemical to people on a daily basis that over time makes them dumb and passive...that's brilliant!
If that's not bad enough, now they want to add Lithium to the tap water! These guy are NOT playing!!
I wanna punch this guy right in his face! A crushing left hook to the jaw will correct that gay lisp he speaks with...like Chip Douglas in Cable Guy...ou know what I'm talking about.
I love this guy's whole attitude about drugging the water supply, like its no big deal. "Drink some Lithium water so you don't commit suicide!" I'm all for taking drugs and getting fucked up but this is ridiculous. If I wanna put some harmful chemicals into my body I gotta guy I can call for that, I dont need Big Brother spiking my punch!
Maybe I'll send a few gallons of Lithium water to Craig Kilborn, he's probably on suicide watch....
Plan "B" out!!!
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