DADDY'S HOME!!

Plan "B" is back folks!  It's been a long time... I'm sorry I left you... without another dope blog to step to...

I'm glad to be back blogging!  I feel like there's been so much going on in my life and in the world that I could have blogged about!!   Oil spills, internet censorship, big brother expansion, out of control media, racism!!  Not to mention adventures with my piece of shit car!!  Sooo much material.  Fact of the matter is I've been trying to land a job.  Surprisingly, being a rebel doesn't come with health insurance.  At the time, some people felt that the opinions and humor in my blogs weren't very 'professional' and that it'd be wise for me to take the blog down until I landed a job.  I reluctantly agreed because hey, if there's anyone who knows about how internet content can get you into trouble with employers....its me!!!

So now I'm back!  I didn't get that job but that's their loss.  For the record, people who join social networking sites like facebook etc with the intention of gathering personal information on people and using that information against them is PATHETIC.  I know there's a few stalking type haters reading this blog on the regular, you know who you are... GET OFF PLAN "Bs" DICK!

Now that we've got that out of the way lets talk about some business.   Recently, I began a crusade against the new Craig Kilborn talk show, The Kilborn File.  I hate this show with a passion! Not because Kilborn is a hack and the jokes are lame, but because it took over the 7pm time slot on FOX.  That time slot has been held down by Simpsons re-runs for what feels like decades and was the heart of my evening TV lineup.  6:30 TMZ, 7 Simpsons, 7:30 Office.  It was a beautiful thing!  All of the sudden, FOX decides to throw this 30 minute comedy turd in the mix and ruins everything!  Now I'm wandering the dial looking for a solid 7pm replacement show and all I'm left with is Jeopardy.  Don't get me wrong, I love Jeopardy but when they put up categories like '19th century British Authors' I'm changing the channel.  

Damn you Kilborn and your hacky half hour!  What talk show is a half hour??  When you add in commercial time the show only ends up being like 15 minutes.  And he struggles to get through that! This show is the comedy equivalent to a stillborn baby... and just like a stillborn baby this show needs to be flushed down the toilet.   In order to get the flushing process moving I've been bombarding The Kilborn File message board with all kinds of harsh critiques. I like to get in 2 or 3 comments a day, I've got some spare time.  The moderator is always refreshing the page so a lot of the comments get deleted but that only fuels my fire! My endgame is to get the show canceled and my contingency plan is have it pushed to a different time slot.  I encourage all Plan "B" readers to join my crusade by going to www.thekilbornfile.com and leaving a hilariously rude message for good old "Kilby".   Tell em Plan "B" sent chya!